During a lesson on Hanukkah...
Me: Ok, so who remembers what the name of building is where the Jewish people worshiped God?
Student: Oo I know! Nipple!
Me: Close... its temple. Good try.
A student at mg's school:
"Hi this is my good friend P. She's severely autistic."
A child at my school after working very hard to peel a tangerine and eating one piece:
Ahhh that was refreshing.
Me: Are you going to work hard to be a good friend today and not hit or spit?
Child: Yes. I was in my bed and I prayed to Jesus that he would help me not hit my brother too.